My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
Steal their style - 1976 era David Bowie
White T Shirt - £5
Ginger hair dye - £20
Cocaine - £1,000
your hair dye is way overpriced and that’s enough cocaine to kill like 15 people
you know how sometimes you want to listen to music
but everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying
even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing
and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to
I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me