sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)


afloydianslip:

gustyflawless:

afloydianslip:

Steal their style - 1976 era David Bowie

White T Shirt - £5

Ginger hair dye - £20

Cocaine - £1,000

your hair dye is way overpriced and that’s enough cocaine to kill like 15 people

g-erti:

you know how sometimes you want to listen to music

but everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying

even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing

and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to 


(Source: chepibola)

proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me